apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…


toolshiro:

Ellie Grown Up
art: Marek Okon

toolshiro:

Ellie Grown Up

art: Marek Okon


onnaollie:

I hope that’s a Bible verse on his chest cos I’m in need of the Lord’s guidance right now. 

(Source: alphalewolf)



acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-

(Source: theone8888)



"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."
— Chris Evans

"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."

— Chris Evans

(Source: bucky-thevampireslayer)


ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up


(Source: sizvideos)


feathersofiron:

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

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